Jamye's Headless Flying Roasted Pig
(Enchantment, Summoning)

Range:  60 yards
Components:  V, S, M
Duration:  1 round per level
Casting Time:  4
Area of Effect:  Special
Saving Throw:  Negates

This spell summons a pre-prepared headless flying roasted pig. The pig flies at a rate of 30, and is under the control of the wizard (who must give it his full attention). The pig is magically funny; anyone who looks at the pig (except the wizard) must save versus spell every round that the pig is in his field of view or fall down laughing until the pig leaves. Laughing victims are at a -2 to-hit until the spell expires.
Victims with an Intelligence of 4 or less that are meat-eaters, will be attracted to the pig's delicious aroma and must save at a -6 or spend the rest of the spell's duration trying to catch it. If they are vegetarians, they are unaffected. Those with Intelligences of 5-9 save versus the laughter effect at a -4. Those with Intelligences of 10-14 save at a -2. Those with Intelligences of 15-19 save normally, and those who are more intelligent than that are unaffected.
The pig cannot be caught or attacked; those attempting to do so automatically succumb to the laughter. The pig has no other attacks besides its magical nature. It can be banished or otherwise abjured; dispel magic merely terminates the wizard's control over it. If dispel magic is successful, the pig will leave 50% of the time and stay 50% of the time, the magical laughter effect will not be dispelled, but the wizard will become vulnerable to the laughter effects as well.
The material components are a baked, spiced apple and a hummingbird feather. Additionally, a pig of no less than 50 pounds must be beheaded, roasted and otherwise prepared ahead of time; this pig does not have to be carried with the wizard but must not be eaten, as it is consumed by the spell at the end of the spell's duration.

